Thursday, May 12, 2005

This might have been funny two weeks ago.... (bad joke alert - I wrote it)

Terri Schiavo is standing at the gates of St. Peters, and there had been a severe back-up in the line due to a 10 day vaction on St.Peter's part, and a slew of natural disasters.

Johnny Cochran, freshly dead, surveys the line and does not relish the idea of spending his first 30 days waiting in heaven's version of the DMV, and so he's looking for a way to get in a little quicker.

He sees Terri and stands in front of her without a word.

Terri gets upset and says 'Hey, what's the big idea?'

And Johnny Responds

"If you spent the last 15 on a tube, go to the back of the queue."